Spend some time with giant turtles and little tiny science nerds, as we let our luck drag on through this endless review of 1984's "The Neverending Story".
We'll question our very identity as an audience while trolling the swamps of sadness, oggle at the mammaries of the Southern Oracle, and prepare for Bastian's acceptance as the reluctantly wishful savior of Fantasia.
Join us next week for the final part of our review. And, join us in two weeks for our special episode and interview with "actual kid" Lukas!
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